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My Study About Studies
Our lives have become a statistic
there’s one for every activity we do,
About the dangers of scratching your butt
I’m sure there’s one for that, too.
Of course, there will be several different answers depending on how many studies have been done,
So study the list intently
then close your eyes and pick any one.
For a study is only as accurate
as the scientists want it to be,
Because if their eyes are clouded by dollar signs
that will be the only thing they will see.
Results also vary because
controls weren’t put in place,
By some highly intelligent doctors
when up their butt they had their face.
JRS © 3-22-99
the"Okie" Poet
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